Professinal Profile

Attention deficit and eating disorders coupled with extensive RSI and back problems make for a morbidly obese and very unproductive staff member. The ability to go unwashed for days at a time and fart continuously creates deep divides between team members. Unsociable, rude and arrogant, I like to work alone and in isolation. I have little concept of neither deadlines nor budgets, and my extensive knowledge of gaming and porn sites will ensure no one else gets any work done either. I am litigious, prone to gossip and like to drink extensively at lunchtime. These skills coupled with a well-honed ability to blackmail senior manages ensures that once I am entrenched in your organisation you will find it impossible to be rid of me.

brady bunch

The Brady Bunch movies. Both are so good. The second one is the best.

Marsha... Marsha....Marsha....

billy bragg

...basking in the light of the fame filled fifteen minutes of the dot com millionaire....

Fucking great!!
Billly said that he had decided to play stuff he hadnt played for ages. Excellent. He played lots of stuff from Workers Playtime. Very good. Bragg at the best I've ever seen him.

vindicated!

The local free paper has an article about the cars zooming around this area. The people involved call it "doing blockies", because they drive around the block.

Im sure I never used to moan about these sorts of things....

on the move

So at last im on Melbourne. It has only taken a day to find a flat to stay in. A very painless process. And the flat is excellent. However I was not previously aware that the road outside was used as a race course by a bunch of wankers in Hondas and Holdens. Grrr....

Time to get me a Stinger I think. Not the missile, which would be good, but the spiky road thing the police use.

Its either that or join them.

Woo Hoo!

At last I have a decent ISP. Only $25 a month for unlimited access.