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I am speechless.

New Site Launched

Here it is. My new web site design. I had a moment if inspiration, momentum then took over and before I knew it I had uploaded it. If nothing else its different to the last one. It still needs some work to finish it. I have noticed some of the graphics are not right, and there are some more features i want to add. Also there are only three pictures up in the pictures page, so check back soon for updates to that. This section needs some work on the style sheets for the type. But I havent figures out how i want it yet so that can wait.

Sha la la la la

I have news. I have stuff to write down. I should write about how the beer tasting went. But I cant be bothered. I'll do it in the morning. For some people Sunday is about God, for me it shall hence forth be about Blog.

Google Search: fully clothed huge breasts videos
Oh no. If you search Google for "fully clothed huge breasts videos" I come up number six in the list.

BTW I was not searching for this and noticed my own site listed! My we site tracker tells me what searches led to my site.

Paid to get drunk

I am getting paid on Monday night to drink beer. Its for a marketing company. I signed up to do marketing stuff and this is the result. They question you first to ensure you are suitable for a particular group before they invite you along. The trick is to anticipate what answers they require. So when she asked what Beers I drink, I listed as many as I could. Stella Artois was on the list of beers that would get me in, as it were, and I think I got bonus points for knowing the country of origin as well.

There were a whole heap of questions and I cant remember them all.
But essentialy the Q & A session went like this:

How much do you drink, measured in stubbies?

I don’t know, lots sometimes. Easily four pints if I am down the pub.
Sometimes ten.

Yes but how much is that in Stubbies?

Oh, I guess a stubbie is about half a pint maybe.

So you drink 8 stubbies a night on average?

Well, you could say that.....


I felt It best to let her write this down, it seemed to be the answer she wanted. I think she sensed I would tell her anything she wanted for free beer and money.


Do you drink mostly at home or out with friends?


Hmmmm....both really. I drink at home and down the pub in equal measure.

Yes, but which do you most?

It depends really, I certainly don’t drink Stella at my local because
they don’t serve it down there. So I guess if I am in a pub I will drink
Aussie beer, and at home I will drink European lager.

That’s excellent. So I will put you down as an individuality drinker.

If you want to I suppose. I don’t mind.

OK, next question....


It would seem I am being portrayed as a bit of a loner who drinks a lot at home. A sad lonely alcoholic basically.


Would you say you know more about beer than the average Australian male?

I'd say the average Aussie male knows a great deal about beer. So it
would be very difficult indeed to know more than your average beer
drinking bloke. However I do know more than my girlfriend, so put me
down as a yes.

Excellent, I am pleased to tell you that you are eligible to attend the
marketing group. I need to tell you that you will be expected to drink
at least 4 standard beers, is that OK?


This seemed odd. Why ask someone you have made out to be an alcholic if they mind drinking free beer?


No problem. Four beers is fine.

You will be over the limit to drive, and so the payment includes money
for a taxi.


And that was that. Until last night. She phoned me again, on my mobile, during the footie I might add, which I felt merely enhanced my image as a full on beer drinking blokes bloke. It also most certainly enhanced the image of me as someone from whom an opinion on beer would be worth gathering.


Hello?

Oh hi, its Maureen here from the Marketing Group. I'm just calling to
confirm you are coming on Monday.

Sure, no problem. I will be there.


Is she mad? They are giving me free beer and money, of course I am gong to be there!
Maybe she thinks I will be too drunk and forget to attend.


I also need to tell you that they have increased the amount of beer you
are expected to drink. It has been increased from four to at least five.
And you will be expected to drink it all.

Yeah sure, no problem.
GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!

Ok then, see you Monday. Good bye.


I will let you know how I get on.

Go Hawks

The MCG was the scene for my second ever visit to an Aussie rules game last game. We were rooting for Hawthorn (Go Hawks!) if for no other reason than Kylie said we should. It was a good match, with a very good atmosphere in the ground. We sat in the cheap seats with the drunks and the steadily getting drunkers. The seating is mixed. i.e. there is no particular end for any group of supporters. Indeed, there was a couple sitting in front of us clearly displaying the both teams colours. I am quite sure you wouldn't see that at an English football game. Anyhow this make for a very entertaining and interesting atmosphere.

I think I actually enjoyed it, again. Which is odd for me as I normally hate most kinds of sporting events.

I didn't think Hawthorn deserved to win. Carlton are bottom of the league and the Hawks are sixth from top. Most of the time Hawthorn sucked. I am still not sure how they won. I guess it that British thing of supporting the underdog, even though I was rooting for the Hawks.

That's enough on football I think. Its all very dull really, and I certainly never missed my vocation as a sports writer!

Mobile keypad reinvented

" 'Interfaces are an unappreciated piece of the technology puzzle' - David Levy, Fastap inventor"

Perhaps that should read - David Levy, Madcap inventor.

Its a very cool keypad though. Much better than the current aged design. And I hate the hack that is predictive text input on mobile phones. It works, but its a solution for a problem that should not be there.

For Kylie

Professional Profile

Attention deficit and eating disorders coupled with extensive RSI and back problems make for a morbidly obese and very unproductive staff member. The ability to go unwashed for days at a time and fart continuously creates deep divides between team members. Unsociable, rude and arrogant, I like to work alone and in isolation. I have little concept of neither deadlines nor budgets, and my extensive knowledge of gaming and porn sites will ensure no one else gets any work done either. I am litigious, prone to gossip and like to drink extensively at lunchtime. These skills coupled with a well-honed ability to blackmail senior managers ensures that once I am entrenched in your organisation you will find it impossible to be rid of me.

New Web Host

The site is now on a new server. You should notice no difference. I however am experienceing emense amounts of pleasure. I shant bother to explain. You either understand the joy of these things or you dont. :-)

The now fabled site redesign is coming soon.

admin post. Host change. Test post.

changes

I'm moving my site to a new host. So there may be some down time in the next few days. A very different site design is almost read so be prepared for that too.

Name that fetish

I think I have a bag fetish. Not a major fetish, I mean I dont go around buying every bag I see. That would be crazy, I would end up buying bags just to keep bags in, which in turn would require cupboards to store bags in which I am sure would develop into a cupboard fetish and that is not somewhere I want to be; in a cupboard or the strange world of cupboard worship. No I think its more of an appreciation of fine luggage, and particularly fine luggage with plenty of compartments. There is a certain security knowing you have quality luggage. There is a certain satisfaction in putting things into compartments. Having your whole world arranged in one superbly crafted portable container is truley an experience to be relished.

Perhaps people dont actually enjoy holidays. Maybe they enjoy having a brief period of organised portable bliss.

Who knows? I think I may do, but I am going down the pub now. More on my bag fetish later.